Don’t tell me? The title is a bit over done.. well, let’s just say today isn’t my finest creatively day. 
On to the main show story article point!
As you in the largest state of the Union probably know already, a bunch of folks in Crystal Beach (near Galveston) took refuge with a lion in a local church.
Yelp – a lion.
They grow cats big in Texas.
Well… ok…. Maybe it didn’t grow in Texas, but it was THERE!!! That has to count for something!!! 
Oh – the point. Yes.. I remember…well, at least I thought I remembered… hmmm… I don’t remember. Maybe I should just stop typing..
WHAT!! I’m typing!!! No one told me!!!
Someone is going to hear about this outrage! I will not stand for this kind of abuse!! Where’s my voice activated typing system!! What? Did I just type the dreaded word “type”? ahhhhhhhh I did it again!!!!! May my figures fall off…
Plop
There goes my pinky
here about it last night, a guy down there likes unusual pets, I heard he also had a tiger and maybe some others. hmmm, maybe that is what is killing the gaters down there.